>>> CLICK THE GNOME <<< NEW!
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>>> CLICK THE GNOME <<< NEW!
CA:
NOW PLAYING
There is no whitepaper. There is a gnome. He stands on the lawn, he does not blink, and he is now on the blockchain — which, if you think about it, is just a very expensive lawn that everybody can see.
$GNOMED is a community coin with zero utility, zero roadmap that survives contact with reality, and one hundred percent gnome. The contract is renounced, the liquidity is burned, and the founder is a small ceramic man in a red hat.
If you have been gnomed, you are already holding. Welcome. Please wipe your boots.
| ITEM | VALUE |
|---|---|
| Total supply | 1,000,000,000 |
| Platform | Pump.fun |
| Liquidity | BURNED |
| Contract | RENOUNCED |
| Gnomes per wallet | ∞ |
| Lawns mowed | NONE |
That is the entire spreadsheet. There was a pie chart but the gnome ate it.
On Solana, launched on Pump.fun.
Install Phantom or Solflare on your phone or browser. Write your seed phrase on paper, never into a website.
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your new wallet. Keep a little extra for the network fees — they’re gnome-sized.
Open Pump.fun — or Jupiter and Raydium once it graduates — paste the contract address above, and swap your SOL. Always double-check the CA.
You’re holding now. Sign the guestbook, post a meme, and let the smallest man on Solana do the climbing.
© 2003–2026 $GNOMED · Last updated: the day you were gnomed
the lawn belongs to him now
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